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Orlando Bloom went paddleboarding naked & there are NSFW photos, yay!!

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There are now photos of Orlando Bloom naked on the Internet. He was not hacked, and there is no sex tape. We, as a society, get to see the Orlandong because he decided to do some naked paddleboarding on his vacation with his girlfriend Katy Perry. The paparazzi seemed really close too, so it’s not like Orlando didn’t KNOW he was being photographed. We can’t link to the Full Orlandong in all of its glory, but the photos are all over Twitter and beyond, so really, it is just as easy as searching “Orlando Bloom” on Twitter. While I’m not going to say the Orlandong is magnificent, I am glad that I got to see it. What a time to be alive, people!!!

There are several funny parts to this story, in my opinion. First of all, people wanted to see Orlando Bloom naked back in 2003, not 2016. But I’m pleasantly surprised (as are we all) that Orly still has true-blue Bloomers (or whatever his fans are called) who are rejoicing today because Orlandong photos exist. The other funny part? That Katy Perry is completely over it. Just the look on her face in these photos is KILLING ME.

So, Twitter was blowing up and #OrlandoBloom was trending for a while. Some funny tweets:

Finding out why #OrlandoBloom is trending… 👀 pic.twitter.com/znNOi9Wl2L

— boohoo.com (@boohoo) August 4, 2016

When you spot the shadow on the paddle board #OrlandoBloom pic.twitter.com/qWa2b9L800

— JAMES (@JamesDelamare) August 4, 2016

Show me the uncensored photos of Orlando Bloom. pic.twitter.com/Itecdr3bOn

— Isabelle (@_HLoopsHi) August 3, 2016

*sees Orlando Bloom trending*

*clicks on the trend* pic.twitter.com/n7TESl8TtK

— The Late Late Show (@latelateshow) August 3, 2016

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Photos courtesy of WENN, cover courtesy of The Daily Star.

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